Tending my fruit, tending my fruit Ah, you've got to have a hobby A man must have a shed to keep him sane

Spraying my buds, spraying my buds Got to keep away diseases I mix the poisons and the wife don't com plain

Some people say That I am out of my tree Or just a strawberry fool

Someday they'll see Till then I'll blow you a raspberry 'Cos apples & pears are me

So I'm tending my fruit And I don't give a hoot 'Cos it keeps me sane, it keeps me sane

Some people say That I am out of my tree Or just a strawberry fool

Someday they'll see Till then I'll blow you a raspberry 'Cos apples & pears are me

Tending my fruit, tending my fruit Ah, you've got to have a hobby A man must have a shed to keep him sane

to keep him sane (repeat)