(Sing 2X's) Bah Dah, Dah, Dah, Bah, Bah Dah, Dah, Dah, Dah, Dah, Bah, Dah, Dah, Dah Bah,

I was sitting at a table in an open café Waiting for a drink of rum

When I asked the waiter for the time of day, he say

Look out, there's a centipede coming your way

Chorus:

In Lahaina, the sugar cane grow In Lahaina, the living is slow

In Lahaina, the mangos are sweet And the centipede he crawls all over your feet

(Sing2x's) Bah Dah , Dah, Dah, Bah, Bah Dah, Dah, Dah, Dah, Dah, Bah, Dah, Dah , Dah Bah, Bah

I was laying by the water in the morning sun Shaded by a coconut tree

When I turned around it was all I could see There was a great big centipede staring at me

To Chorus:

I had only just a second to decide what to do, While looking at his poisonous fangs

When I said I thought it was a beautiful day he said,

Look out Mr. Haole I think you're pushing my leg

End: To Chorus: - then: BAH DAH (FOUR TIMES)