I never had a bad day in my life,
I got two perfect kids and a beautiful wife,
I gotta, lotta friends who are glad when I'm there,
That's at least until I run out of money for beer,
I never had a bad day in my life,
I've had less then my fair share of struggle and strife,
I gotta, Lord above me who told me He cares,
I gotta God who listens to all of my prayers,
I said, Hey Ho, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh oh ooooh,
oooooh,
I never had a bad day in my life,
I gotta quick wit and tongue that cuts like a knife,
I gotta sense of humor and a high I.Q.,
I got everything I need since I got you,
I said, hey ho, whoa oh oh oh,
whoa oh oh oh,
whoa oh ooooh,
oooooh,
I never had a bad day in my life,
I never had a bad day in my life,
I never had a bad day in my life,
You know I never, ever, ever, ever had a bad day whoa oh.