Intro: 2x

I wish you smelled a little funny

Not just funny really bad

We could roam the streets fo--rever

Just like cats but we'd never stray

I sometimes wish you were a mermaid

I could raise you in the tub at home

We could take a swim to----gether

On weekly daytrips to the bay

Oooo oooooh, you and me

It would be only you and me

Oooo oooooh, you and me

It would be only you and me

You and Me -- -- 2x

I wish you were a little bigger

Not just big but really fat

Doors you would no longer fit through

In my bed you would have to stay

I often wish that you had feathers

I'd keep you in a giant cage

All day long I'd sit and watch you

And sing for you if it would be o----kay

Oooo oooooh, you and me ..........................

People say There are plenty of fish

In the sea Baby, all I do is wish - I wish, I wish I -

I wish you were a little slower

Not just slow but p-p-p-p para--lyzed

That I could plug you into a socket

So you could never run a------way

I really wish that you were smaller

Not just small but really really short

So I could put you in my pocket

And carry you a--------round all day

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