I've been warped by the rain driven by the snow

Well I'm drunk and dirty and don't you know and

I'm still willing

I'm out on the road most every night

I see my pretty Alice in every headlight

Alice Dallas Alice

I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari Tehachapi to Tonopah

I've driven every kind of rig that's ever been made

Driven the back roads so I won't get weighed

And if you give me weed whites and wine and show me a sign

Well I'll be willin' to be movin'

I've been beaten by the wind and robbed by the sleet

Had my head stove in and I'm still on my feet

And I'm still willin'

And I smuggled some smokes for folks in Mexico

Baked by the sun, everytime I go to Mexico

And I'm still willin'

I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari Tehachapi to Tonopah

I've driven every kind of rig that's ever been made

Driven the back roads so I won't get weighed

And if you give me weed whites and wine and show me a sign

Well I'll be willin' to be movin'