The Sun always rises from east to west, I’ll have to admit this system is best

Something’s are sweet and something’s are salty, I like the sweet but the salty are faulty

The sky is up and the ground is down, Stand on your head and it’s turned around

Two Porcupines kissing are something to see, They always kiss very carefully

But I’d like to see the sun burst forth, From the south some morning and move to the North

I’ve come to ask you a simple request, I’ll eat the sweet and you eat the rest

Look at your feet and you see the sky The clouds are on the pavement as you walk by

They have to avoid each others quills, I guess you’d call it a kiss with no frills

Silly song, this I know, Silly old song, but I told you so

Stick with me for one more verse, But I’ve got to warn you, it’s worse then the first

(Last time)

I'd Sing another verse but I don't think so, By the look on your faces, I’d better go