I met this girl, and she's just great, this girl I just adore

The problem is she has much more than I had bargained for

She's got that style, she's got that smile

She's got the walk, she's got the talk,

She's got that zing, there's just one thing

She's got a penis

She's got that flair, knows what to wear,

She's got that face, that girlish grace,

She's got pizazz, too bad she has

A penis

Now there's always some failure, always some flaw

Ain't that what they call "Murphy's Law"?

But the male genitalia, that's where I draw the line

Besides, hers is bigger than mine

My life's a mess, 'cause under that dress

She has a P-E-N-I-S! Yes!