1. I read the news today, oh boy, about a lucky man who made the grade

1. And though the news was rather sad, well I just had to laugh

1. I saw the photograph

2. He blew his mind out in a car, he didn't notice that the lights had changed

3. I saw a film today, oh boy, the English army had just won the war

2. A crowd of people stood and stared, they'd seen his face before

3. A crowd of people turned away, but I just had to look

2. Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords

3. Having read the book

3. I'd love to turn .... you .... on ....

Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head

Found my way downstairs and drank a cup, and looking up I noticed I was late

Grabbed my coat, and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat

Found my way upstairs and had a smoke, and somebody spoke and I went into a dream

Ahhhhh... Ahhhhh...

4. I read the news today, oh boy, four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire

4. And though the holes were rather small, they had to count them all

4. Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall

4. I'd love to turn .... you .... on ....