Verse 1

[D]Well I don't know why I came here tonight

[D]I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so [G7]scared in case I fall off my chair

[D]And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

[A]Clowns to the left of me

[C]Jokers to the [G]right, here I [D]am

[D]Stuck in the middle with you

Verse 2

[D]Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you

[D]And I'm wondering what it is I should do

It's so [G7]hard to keep this smile from my face

Losing con-[D]trol, yeah, I'm all over the place

[A]Clowns to the left of me

[C]Jokers to the [G]right, here I [D]am

[D]Stuck in the middle with you

Bridge:

Well you [G7]started out with nothing and you're proud that you're a self made [D]man

And your [G7]friends, they all come crawlin, slap you on the back and say

[D]Please... [A7]Please...

Verse 3

[D]Trying to make some sense of it all

[D]But I can see that it makes no sense at all

Is it [G7]cool to go to sleep on the floor

Cause I [D]don't think that I can take anymore

[A]Clowns to the left of me

[C]Jokers to the [G]right, here I [D]am

[D]Stuck in the middle with you

Instrumental Verse: D - D - G7 - D - A - C - G - D - D

Bridge:

[G7]Well you started out with nothing and you're proud that you're a

[D]Self made man

[G7]And your friends, they all come crawlin, slap you on the back and say

[D]Please... [A7]Please...

Repeat first verse