A) WE READ IN THE PAPERS, WE WATCH ON THE NEWS
SUCH TORRENTS OF SORROW, SUCH THUNDER OF BLUES
BUT NOW ON THE SCENE - COMES AN ARMY OF KOOKS
SINGING SO SWEETLY AND STRUMMING THEIR UKES
B) RING OUT THE NEWS 'ROUND THE NA TION - THE UKE IS ON THE MARCH!
SPREADING OUR STRUMMED SYNCOPA TION, THE UKE IS ON THE MARCH!
C) WE DON'T SING THE BLUES, WE DON'T HOLLER OR WHINE
OUR MELODIES JINGLE, OUR WORDS EVEN RHYME.
D) STEP ASIDE ELECTRONICS! MAKE WAY FOR EUPHONICS
THE UKE IS ON THE MARCH!