1. We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee, we don't take no trips on LSD.

2. And we don't make no party out of lovin', we like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo.

3. Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear, beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.

1. We don't burn no draft cards down on Main Street, we like livin' right, and bein' free.

2. We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy, like the hippies out in San Francisco do.

3. Football's still the roughest thing on campus, and the kids they still respect the college dean.

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee, a place where even squares can have a ball.

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse, and White Lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all.

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse, in Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.