Paperback writer, paperback writer !

1. Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book? It took me years to write, will you take a look ?

2. It's a dirty story of a dirty man, and his clinging wife doesn't understand.

3. It's a thousand pages, give or take a few, I'll be writing more in a week or two.

4. If you really like it you, can have the rights, it could make a milion for you overnight.

1. It's based on a novel by a man named Lear, and I need a job so I want to be a paperback writer,

2. His son is working for the Daily Mail, it's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer,

3. I can make it longer if you like the style, I can change it 'round and I want to be a paperback writer,

4. If you must return it, you can send it here, but I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer,

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