Now I go window cleaning to earn an honest bob.

For a nosey parker it's an interesting job

Now it's a job that just suits me, a window cleaner you would be.

If you could see what I can see, When I'm cleaning windows.

Honeymooning couples too, you should see them bill and coo.

You'd be surprised at things they do, When I'm cleaning windows.

In my profession I work hard, but I'll never stop.

I'll climb this blinking ladder till I get right to the top.

The blushing bride she looks divine, the bridegroom he is doing fine

I'd rather have his job than mine, When I'm cleaning windows.

Chambermaid sweet names I call, it's a wonder I don't fall.

My minds not on my work at all, When I'm cleaning windows.

I know a fellow such a swell, he has a thirst that's plain to tell.

I've seen him drink his bath as well, When I'm cleaning windows.

In my profession I'll work hard, but I'll never stop.

I'll climb this blinking ladder till I get right to the top.

Pyjamas lying side by side, ladies nighties I have spied.

I've often seen what goes in side, when I'm cleaning windows.

Now there's a famous talkie queen, looks a flapper on the screen.

She's more like eighty than eighteen, When I'm cleaning windows.

She pulls her hair all down behind, then pulls down her, never mind

After that pulls down the blind, When I'm cleaning windows.

In my profession I'll work hard, but I'll never stop.

I'll climb this blinking ladder till I get right to the top.

At eight o'clock a girl she wakes, at five past eight a bath she takes.

At ten past eight my lad-der breaks, When I'm cleaning windows.