Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?

I am one of those melodramatic fools, neurotic to the bone no doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.... Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up-- I think I'm cracking up... Am I just paranoid? Am I just stoned?

(Interlude ) (play it twice)

I went to a shrink, To analyze my dreams-- She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down

I went to a whore, she said my life's a bore... so quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down.

Sometimes I give myself the creeps..... Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up-- I think I'm cracking up..... Am I just paranoid? Am I just stoned?

(Interlude ) play x 4

Grasping to control ....... So you better hold on

[INSTRUMENTAL VERSE....] Play x 2

Sometimes I give myself the creeps ... Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up, am i just paraniod-- am I stoned?

[OUTRO]-- play x 2

[OUTRO]

x2, hold each chord