1. Comb your hair and paint 'n' powder. You'll act proud and I'll act prouder.

2. I'll dress up my hot rod stoker. We'll get hotter than a poker.

You sing loud and I'll sing louder. Tonight we're Settin' the Woods on Fire!

You'll be broke, but I'll be broker. Tonight we're Settin' the Woods on Fire!

You're my gal, and I'm your feller. Dress up in your frock and yeller.

We'll sit close to one another, up one street and down the other.

I'll look swell, and you'll look sweller. Settin' the Woods on Fire!

We'll have a time, oh, Brother! Settin' the Woods on Fire!

We'll take in all the honky tonks. Tonight we're havin' fun!

We'll put aside a little time to fix a flat or two.

We'll show the folks a brand new dance that never has been done.

My tires and tubes are doin' fine, but the air is showin' through.

I don't care who thinks we're silly, You be daffy, and I'll be dilly.

You clap hands, and I'll start bowin'. We'll do all the law's allowin'.

We'll order up two bowls of chili. Settin' the Woods on Fire!

To - morrow I'll be right back plowin'. Settin' the Woods on Fire!