Colace knows, going #2 can sometimes feel like you... pinched off a porcupine,

Wrestled out a wrecking ball, pushed through a pineapple or two! Tried to pass

an elephant, rolled out a watermelon, strained until you turned a shade of

Ooooh! (Announcer speaks). #2, should be easy to do!

(When pooping is painful, rely on doctor recommended Colace, because....)