INTRO:

1. Well, my body could use a little slimmin', I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin'

2. Well, I used to be a hell of a man, I chopped wood with just one hand

3. With each and every passin' year, came a lot of french fries and beer

And I ain't seen my feet since nineteen eighty - four

But I can't do the things I done be - fore

And my belly hung a little closer to the floor

The ole' lady wants to roll in the hay, we turn the lights down all the way

Well, it all happened kinda slow, but I guess I kinda let myself go

Now my belly is as big as a truck, and the ole lady don't wanna - (SHOUT) SHE DON'T WANNA!

'Cause I don't look good naked any - more

Now I don't look good naked any - more

'Cause I don't look good naked any - more

No, I don't look good naked any - more, I'm a deep-fried double-wide version of the man I was be - fore

If I keep on like I'm doin', I won't fit through the door, and I don't look good naked any = more

END LAST CHORUS: No, I don't look good naked any - more!