Well, I don't care f it rains or freezes

long as I have my plastic Jesus

riding on the dashboard of my car

Through all trials and tribulations

we will travel every nation

with my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

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Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus

plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus

riding on the dashboard of my car.

Through all trials and tribulations

we will travel every nation

With my plastic Jesus I'll go far

I don't care if it rains or freezes

long as I have my plastic Jesus

glued to the dashboard of my car

You can buy him phosphorescent

glows in the dark, he's pink and pleasant

Take him with you when you travel far.

I don't care if it's dark or scary

long as I have magnetic Mary

riding on the dashboard of my car.

I feel I'm protected amply

cause i got the whole damn holy family

riding on the dashboard of my car.

You can buy a sweet Madonna

dressed in rhinestones sitting on a

pedestal of abalone shell

Going 90 I ain't scary

cause I got the Virgin Mary

guaranteeing I won't go to hell

I don't care about bumps or jostles

long as I got the 12 apostles

bolted to the dashboard of my car.

Don't I have a pious mess,

such a crowd of holiness

strung across the dashboard of my car.