So ya thought ya might like to go to the show

To feel the warm thrill of confusion, That space cadet glow

I've got some bad news for you sunshine, Pink isn't well he stayed back at the hotel

And they sent us along as a surrogate band - We're gonna find out where you fans really stand

Are there any queers in the theater tonight - Get 'em up against the wall

There's one in the spotlight; He don't look right to me - Get him up against the wall

And that one looks Jewish, And that one's a coon - Who let all this riff raff into the room

There's one smoking a joint and Another with spots

If I had my way I'd have all of you shot