1. A vacation in a foreign land, Uncle Sam does the best he can,

2. You`ll be the hero of the neighbourhood, nobody knows, that you left for good,

3. Hand grenades flying over your head - - missiles flying over your head, if you want to survive get out of bed

4. You've got your orders, better shoot on sight, your finger's on the trigger, but it don't seem right,

you're in the army now, oh, oh, you're in the army now.

1. Now you remember what the draftsman said, nothing to do all day but stay in bed,

2. Smiling faces as you wait to land, but once you get there no one gives a damn,

3. Shots ring out in the dead of night, the sergeant calls, "Stand up and fight!"

4. Night is falling and you just can't see, is this illusion or reality,

you're in the army now, oh, oh, you're in the army now.