Your love for me is not debatable, Your sexual appetite’s insatiable

You never ever make me waitable, Delectable, inflatable you. (fill)

You don’t have problems with your weight at all, You never steal food off my plate at all

I never have to masturbate at all, Unstoppable, inflatable you.

You never seem to menstruate at all

So you’re not angry when I’m late at all

I feel permanently felatable

Unpoppable, inflatable you.

Chorus 1

With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away

With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day-hey

In this ocean of life I’m never afraid we might drown

We could just float forever whatever the weather

Whenever my inflatable lover’s around.

Verse 2

Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable

You always do what you are toldable

And if we argue you just foldable

Controllable consolable you.

My mates all reckon you are suitable

I took you ‘round to watch the footable

And Steve and Gary said you’re rootable

Commutable, refutable you.

You’re never sensitive or tickley

When I rub you my skin goes prickerly

It’s know an static electricity

Felicity when I’m kissing you.

Chorus 2

Your skin is so smooth – I couldn’t afford you with hair

You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air

Your problems are simple, I don’t need my Masters in Psych

To know if you get down I just perk you right up

With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike.

Verse 3

You never wake up when I snore at all

A trait which I find quite adorable

You have a box and you are storable

Ignorable, back-doorable you.

Any sexual position’s feasible

Although you don’t bend at the knees at all

Your hooters are so firm and squeezable

Increasable, un-creasable you.

You don’t complain about my hairy back

Or ‘bout the inches that downstairs I lack

You’re not disgusted by my furry crack

Burt Bacharach, Jack Kerouac ooo.

Now birth control is not an issue

I clean it all up with a tissue

I bet my jealous friend all wish you

Were insatiably inflatably theirs.

Outro

Don’t let me down.

Don’t let me down.

And so on.

End on:

Eb6 - Emaj7 (not the low one!) - Ebm7