People that I owe

People with problems

Well I got problems of my own

You’re looking for a reason

I think you’ve been told

Why I don’t answer the phone

No I don’t want to take a survey

I don’t want a home warranty

You say I’m wanted by the law

But that don’t sound like me

Don’t need a Medicare supplemental

Don’t want a free Caribbean cruise

Cause I’ve been around long enough to know

That even when you win you lose

So those people with questions

And those people that I owe

Can take care of their own selves

Cause I got problems of my own

You’re looking for a reason

I think you’ve been told

Why I don’t answer the phone

Don’t need a home alarm system

My pit bull will do just fine

And if you come up any doorstep

It had better not be mine

Cause I’ve gotten every story

And I’ve heard every line

From people with questions

People that I owe

People with problems

I got problems of my own

You’re looking for a reason

I think you’ve been told

Why I don’t answer the phone