'Cause he [F] gets up [Am] in the [Dm] morning

And he [F] goes to [Am] work at [Dm] nine

And he [F] comes back [Am] home at [Dm] five-thirty

Gets the [F] same train [Am] every [Dm] time

'Cause his [F] world is [Am] built

'Round [Dm] punctuali[F]ty it [Am] never [Dm] fails

Chorus: And he's [F] oh [Am] so [Dm] good

And he's [F] oh [Am] so [Dm] fine

And he's [F] oh [Am] so [Dm] healthy

In his [F] body [Am] and his [Dm] mind

He's a [Bb] well respected [Am] man about town

[Bb] Doing the best things [G7] so conserva[C]tively

And [F] his mother [Am] goes to [Dm] meetings

While his [F] father [Am] pulls the [Dm] maid

And she [F] stirs the [Am] tea with [Dm] councillors

While dis[F]cussing [Am] foreign [Dm] trade

And she [F] passes [Am] looks as [Dm] well as bills

At [F] every [Am] suave young [Dm] man Chorus

And he [F] likes his [Am] own [Dm] backyard

And he [F] likes his [Am] fags the [Dm] best

'Cause he's [F] better [Am] than the [Dm] rest

And his [F] own sweat [Am] smells the [Dm] best

And he [F] hopes to [Am] grab his [Dm] father's loot

When [F] Pater [Am] passes [Dm] on Chorus

And he [F] plays at [Am] stocks and [Dm] shares

And he [F] goes to [Am] the Re[Dm]gatta

And he a[F]dores the [Am] girl next [Dm] door

'Cause he's [F] dying [Am] to get [Dm] at her

But his [F] mother [Am] knows the [Dm] best about

The [F] matri[Am]monial [Dm] stakes Chorus